!!! If The Man In Black On Lost Had No Clean Clothes One Day AndBorrowed A Shirt From Jacob, Would He Still Be "The Man In Black"?Huh? !!!

Wow, my trip to "The Island" was great. I found Jack's rotting corpse, didn't press the button in "The Swan" station, and successfully extinguished that annoying bright light in that cave because it was keeping me up at night. It was a great vacation and I have to say that "The Smoke Monster" is really quite nice when you get to know him. I have missed everyone and I hope to keep up the pace I set before on this site and bring you all great stuff going on in the world of entertainment. I can only explain my recent absence as a result of a time displacement anomaly that caused me to become unstuck in time and then chased for hours by "The Others". Luckily, I was rescued by "The Doctor" in the Tardis and given an Ood for my trouble (not sure what to do with the Ood). Unless I need to assist in a new war with the Daleks I should be back for the foreseeable future. We have lots of stuff to catch up on and I'm going to give it a go starting this weekend. I hope to have a book review, a movie review, Marvel news, video game reviews, and my thoughts on the Wii U (it's complicated). So stick around and hold on to your butts, because I'm making this up as I go along.

Todd "I Visited The Lost Island And All I Got Was This Lousy Ankh" B.

(Hasn't everybody secretly dreamed of a fanfic between Lost and Dr. Who? What? Nobody?.... Wow, what planet are you people from? Sheesh!!)